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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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May 4, 2010 07:28 AM - Funny pick up lines - by BUBBLES

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MAN: Hello how are you?
WOMAN: Fine
MAN: Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

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May 4, 2010 07:13 AM - Funny pick up lines - by jester

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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

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May 4, 2010 06:43 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by jester

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You wanna ride on my 'hog?

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May 2, 2010 10:56 PM - Funny pick up lines - by MIKKO

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I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

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May 2, 2010 10:26 PM - Funny pick up lines - by MIKKO

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I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

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May 2, 2010 10:13 PM - Funny pick up lines - by mike

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Guy: Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs??
Girl: No
Guy: Enough to break the Ice...............my name is ...................

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May 2, 2010 09:21 AM - Miscellaneous - by Sector Cyrax

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We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

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May 2, 2010 08:42 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by JOHN

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You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

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May 2, 2010 08:23 AM - Funny pick up lines - by JOHN

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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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May 2, 2010 07:42 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Harvey

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