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10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

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Mar 23, 2012 09:20 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by jokesta

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Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

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Mar 21, 2012 04:51 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Sophiaa

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"Are your pants for sale? Cause they're 100% off at my house."

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Mar 19, 2012 08:13 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by angela

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do your parents own a bakery... cause you got some nice buns ;)

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Mar 19, 2012 03:40 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by ThE-ReEmAn

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If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can i visit you between the holidays.

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Mar 16, 2012 07:34 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by your momma

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wat did the penis asay to the condom......please cover me up im goin in

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Mar 14, 2012 11:47 AM - Cute pick up lines - by jon

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I must be a snow flake cuz m falling for you.

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Mar 13, 2012 09:08 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by nicollee

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excuse me, miss does this smell like chloraform to you

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Mar 9, 2012 09:44 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by smilyfacegirl

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bend over and let rover take over.

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Mar 9, 2012 09:43 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by smilyfacegirl

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Have you ever been on holiday? cause' I wanna take you to moangolia

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Mar 6, 2012 10:56 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by toomaszobel

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