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My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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Feb 16, 2010 08:44 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by perry

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

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Jan 16, 2010 05:09 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by dick-n-son

What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

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Mar 5, 2010 12:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bill

Guy: Do you live on a chicken farm?
Girl: No
Guy: You sure know how to raise cocks.

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Feb 12, 2010 12:43 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by rayson

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Mar 7, 2010 10:07 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by jake

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

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Jan 27, 2010 11:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by david

girl:watz up?
guy:?
girl:ur dick
girl:watz down?
guy:?
girl:ma mouth!!!!!!!!.

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Mar 22, 2010 01:51 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by wookie

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:26 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by joker

Apples are sweet, and lemons are sour. So open your legs and give me an hour.

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May 14, 2010 12:46 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Barbiegirl3

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

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Jan 15, 2010 03:17 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by dick-n-son

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:04 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Jeffrey

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

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Jan 15, 2010 03:15 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by zeek

i know cpr..is your cock suffocating?

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Mar 29, 2010 05:59 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by I WANT YOU

Guy: Hey! Wanna play war?
Girl: WHAT?
Guy: Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

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Jan 15, 2010 03:14 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Gary

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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Mar 7, 2010 10:16 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by fredo

Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?

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Mar 10, 2010 08:18 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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Feb 23, 2010 02:19 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by kelvin

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:24 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by jazz

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:10 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jekyll

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

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Jan 31, 2010 05:23 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by michael

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