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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:04 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Jeffrey

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

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Jan 15, 2010 03:15 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by zeek

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

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Jan 16, 2010 05:09 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by dick-n-son

Guy: Do you live on a chicken farm?
Girl: No
Guy: You sure know how to raise cocks.

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Feb 12, 2010 12:43 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by rayson

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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Feb 16, 2010 08:44 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by perry

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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Mar 7, 2010 10:16 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by fredo

girl:watz up?
guy:?
girl:ur dick
girl:watz down?
guy:?
girl:ma mouth!!!!!!!!.

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Mar 22, 2010 01:51 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by wookie

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

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Jan 15, 2010 03:17 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by dick-n-son

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

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Mar 10, 2010 06:44 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?

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Mar 10, 2010 08:18 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

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Jan 27, 2010 11:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by david

What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

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Mar 5, 2010 12:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bill

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

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Jan 15, 2010 03:07 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by francis

Tell me how my cum tastes.

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Jan 16, 2010 05:35 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jeffy

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:10 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jekyll

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:26 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by joker

Hey babe... can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Jan 27, 2010 11:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by neo

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

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Jan 28, 2010 04:25 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by hero

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

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Jan 28, 2010 04:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by cray-eon

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

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Jan 14, 2010 04:42 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by brent

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