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"Hey, breath taker..."

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Dec 25, 2009 03:10 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

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"Hey there, I'm from the smile/noise/fashion police"

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Dec 25, 2009 03:06 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

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"Hey, I see you around campus often. You should learn my name so you can say hi to me from now on."

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Dec 25, 2009 12:19 AM - Funny pick up lines - by angel

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Girl: "So, what do you do?" Guy: "I'm a lion tamer."

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Dec 24, 2009 06:25 PM - Funny pick up lines - by angel

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Me: “do they train you to smile to the customers here?” Her: “no” Me: “shame, because on a scale of 1 to 10 that was about a 4!”

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Dec 24, 2009 06:22 PM - Funny pick up lines - by angel

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I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit me up!

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Dec 24, 2009 03:09 PM - Funny pick up lines - by sweetpea

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