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wat did the penis asay to the condom......please cover me up im goin in

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Mar 14, 2012 11:47 AM - Cute pick up lines - by jon

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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me

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Feb 27, 2012 05:21 PM - Cute pick up lines - by MirMir

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How bad was your break up from 1 to Adele?

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Feb 17, 2012 12:19 AM - Cute pick up lines - by AdEllE

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You don't mean anything to me, you mean EVERYTHING to me.

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Sep 24, 2011 03:00 PM - Cute pick up lines - by anonymous

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are you angel?????
coZ you loOk like oNe. . .

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Jul 14, 2011 12:52 AM - Cute pick up lines - by strika

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hi im dieing and i need a kiss by an angle to live will u be a kindful angle and kiss me

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Apr 19, 2011 12:13 AM - Cute pick up lines - by lover3434231

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(holds boy's hand and points at a vein) "this is the river and here's the bunny. How does the bunny get to the other side of the river without getting wet?" (boy guesses). "I don't know. I just wanted to hold your hand."

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Feb 16, 2011 08:01 PM - Cute pick up lines - by asdghjkl;'

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can i take a picture of you so santa knows what i want for christmas?

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Dec 1, 2010 11:00 AM - Cute pick up lines - by highlypenut

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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

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May 21, 2010 11:38 AM - Cute pick up lines - by Yvettte

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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

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May 18, 2010 08:11 AM - Cute pick up lines - by Ramiro

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