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do you know what the word of the day is? Legs. Why don't we go upstairs and spread the word.

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Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Head honcho

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If you were a squirrel, could i bust a nut in your hole?

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Jan 4, 2012 08:42 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Anonymous

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I like your pants, do you wash them with windex? Cause i can see myself in them.

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Dec 11, 2011 06:34 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by flarin

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roses are red, violets are blue, your sexy as fuck, and i wanna bang you.

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Dec 1, 2011 03:36 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by tiger paw

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say thats a nice dress. can i talk you out of it

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Nov 26, 2011 11:36 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by penguinpanda

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how bout u sit on my lap and we will talk bout the first thing tat pops up nxt

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Nov 26, 2011 11:35 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by penguinpanda

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Guy: hold out 2 fingers and say y should women masturbate with these to fingers?
Girl: i dont kno
Guy: cuz there mine sweetheart

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Nov 26, 2011 11:34 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by penguinpanda

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if i were a carpenter and u were a porch. id take out all ur nails and screw ya

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Nov 26, 2011 11:32 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by penguinpanda

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wanna play train? I sit on ur face and u can chew chew?

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Nov 26, 2011 11:30 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by penguinpanda

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hey babe do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

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Nov 26, 2011 11:28 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by penguinpanda

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