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Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?

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Mar 10, 2010 08:18 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

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I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

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Mar 10, 2010 06:44 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

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I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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Mar 7, 2010 10:16 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by fredo

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Mar 7, 2010 10:07 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by jake

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What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

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Mar 5, 2010 12:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bill

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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:26 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by joker

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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:24 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by jazz

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Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:10 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jekyll

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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:04 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Jeffrey

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Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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Feb 23, 2010 02:19 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by kelvin

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