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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

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Jun 8, 2010 07:52 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Raily

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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

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Jun 8, 2010 07:31 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Raily

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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

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Jun 8, 2010 07:14 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Raily

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Guy: Hi, do you want to have my children?
Girl: No
Guy: OK, can we just practice then?

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May 31, 2010 09:44 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Dexter

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Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

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May 27, 2010 05:02 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Luke

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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

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May 22, 2010 08:03 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Roi

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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

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May 22, 2010 07:45 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Roi

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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

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May 21, 2010 11:56 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Yvettte

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You're hotter than donut grease.

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May 18, 2010 07:45 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Sonny

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It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

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May 12, 2010 06:44 AM - Funny pick up lines - by ROANNE

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