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Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

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Mar 5, 2010 12:48 AM - Funny pick up lines - by derwin

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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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Feb 23, 2010 10:50 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Jake

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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

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Feb 10, 2010 01:35 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Dilan

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Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be.

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Feb 3, 2010 08:55 PM - Funny pick up lines - by mastermind

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Pardon me, but I DO think it's about time we met.

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Feb 3, 2010 02:30 AM - Funny pick up lines - by edward

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Wow, and I just thought "exquisite" only came in a bottle.

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Feb 2, 2010 02:34 AM - Funny pick up lines - by toby

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My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

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Jan 31, 2010 04:34 AM - Funny pick up lines - by junior

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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

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Jan 28, 2010 04:29 PM - Funny pick up lines - by chico

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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now!

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Jan 27, 2010 11:26 PM - Funny pick up lines - by zeus

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Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

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Jan 26, 2010 03:34 PM - Funny pick up lines - by glenn

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