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did you fall from heaven,cause yo face looked jacked up

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Jan 5, 2012 01:14 PM - Funny pick up lines - by heav

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Hey great dress I bet it would look better crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom in the morning

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Dec 21, 2011 04:40 PM - Funny pick up lines - by hobbs1

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did you just fart? Because you blew me away :)

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Nov 12, 2011 11:59 AM - Funny pick up lines - by billybob1365

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I love your smile. Cause' my favorite color's yellow ;D

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Nov 5, 2011 12:55 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Mr.Lovato

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GUY: Hey if i asked you for your picture would you give it to me?
GIRL: why
GUY: so i can show santa what i want for Chrismas ;)

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Oct 27, 2011 10:49 AM - Funny pick up lines - by bingo

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8========D (.Y.) you and me baby :p

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Oct 27, 2011 10:39 AM - Funny pick up lines - by bingo

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i have a penis.

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Oct 27, 2011 10:38 AM - Funny pick up lines - by bingo

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nice tits i love to lick them :p

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Oct 27, 2011 10:38 AM - Funny pick up lines - by bingo

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"Do you believe in love at first sight, ....or should i walk by again." ;D

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Oct 12, 2011 09:58 PM - Funny pick up lines - by tony

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Micky Rouke to Enrique Iglesias.
I can be your villain baby. I can kiss away your smile o yeah. I will torture you forever. You can take my wrath away.

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Oct 7, 2011 10:27 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Doggchild

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