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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Dec 25, 2009 06:19 AM - Miscellaneous - by vader

What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

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Mar 5, 2010 12:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bill

"You have nice tits. When do I get to play with them?"

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Dec 25, 2009 02:33 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bouh

Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?

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May 12, 2010 05:36 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Ronnie

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

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Apr 18, 2010 11:55 PM - Cute pick up lines - by deendo

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

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Mar 20, 2010 08:39 AM - Cute pick up lines - by ronan

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

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Jan 13, 2010 02:33 AM - Sweet pick up lines - by duke

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

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Apr 8, 2010 04:44 AM - Funny pick up lines - by jonas

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

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Dec 25, 2009 02:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by darkman

You: -Do you know how my dick will smell tomorrow morning?
Her: -???
You: -Like your pussy.

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Dec 25, 2009 09:12 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bouh

Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be.

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Feb 3, 2010 08:55 PM - Funny pick up lines - by mastermind

Guy: Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs??
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May 2, 2010 09:21 AM - Miscellaneous - by Sector Cyrax

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

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Dec 25, 2009 05:44 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by sweetpea

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

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Dec 25, 2009 04:22 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by darkman

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by simonc

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

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May 27, 2010 05:02 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Luke

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

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Jan 12, 2010 03:29 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Shriek

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

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May 1, 2010 08:07 AM - Cute pick up lines - by jOviE

"Wanna get some pizza and sex?... No!? you don't like pizza?!!"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:07 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by Bouh

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

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