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When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

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Apr 17, 2010 04:59 AM - Cute pick up lines - by charles

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:04 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Jeffrey

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

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Apr 2, 2010 12:30 AM - Cute pick up lines - by Anton

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

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Mar 15, 2010 07:10 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by rafael

"FBI, you're under arrest. Put your hands on the table, bend over and spread your legs, nice and slow!"
"What kind of FBI agent arrests a nice lady on a fun place like this?"
"Female Body Inspector, mam."

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Oct 7, 2011 09:15 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Doggchild

My love for you is like dirahia, i just cant hold it in.

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Feb 14, 2012 08:12 AM - Funny pick up lines - by strattypoo

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

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Dec 25, 2009 07:53 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

(Pointing at her big breast, in disbelief): "Are those REAL?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:28 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

"This is special; What's the story of that necklace/wristlace/T-shirt?"

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Dec 25, 2009 12:46 PM - Sweet pick up lines - by Bouh

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

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Jan 3, 2010 06:08 AM - Cute pick up lines - by kevin

"Hi. I like you. Now can you blush and stutter for me?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:32 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?

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Dec 24, 2009 01:31 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by sweetpea

Guy: Can I have your picture?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can show santa claus what I want for christmas!

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Dec 25, 2009 02:24 PM - Funny pick up lines - by darkman

Your like a fish, I don't whether to eat you or mount you!

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Nov 1, 2011 09:23 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by Bigman

"Excuse me, can I seduce you ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:23 AM - Sweet pick up lines - by Bouh

Girl: Do you have a pen? (or any object)
Guy: To you... No! (with a smile)

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Dec 25, 2009 11:55 AM - Funny pick up lines - by darkman

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

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Mar 26, 2010 07:53 AM - Cute pick up lines - by leoanard

You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.

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Jan 9, 2010 03:02 PM - Funny pick up lines - by oswald

Girl: As if any woman would want you anyway, your such a loser (said in a joking way)
Guy: Ooh nice! A solid comeback for once! Good job!

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Dec 25, 2009 11:58 AM - Funny pick up lines - by darkman

Guy: -I like your hat
Girl= -Thank you!
Guy: -I like your watch
Girl: -Thank you!
Guy: -Come to think of it, I like... everything...

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Dec 25, 2009 12:30 PM - Sweet pick up lines - by Bouh

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