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"Sooo...anal sex, is it all it's cracked up to be ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 08:36 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bouh

"You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion."

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Dec 25, 2009 02:35 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bouh

"Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laugh.

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Jan 21, 2010 09:03 PM - Funny pick up lines - by joker

"I have a chilled bottle of champagne at my place, and I heard it gets bad if it stands around too long."

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Dec 25, 2009 02:42 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by Bouh

"I don't know if I should corrupt you, you seem like such innocent girl."

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Dec 25, 2009 12:47 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

"So, did you get enough love as a child?"

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Dec 25, 2009 05:54 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by Bouh

Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

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Jan 11, 2010 03:02 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Ardvark

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Dec 25, 2009 06:19 AM - Miscellaneous - by vader

” this music’s kinda loud… Can i use ur thighs as ear-muffs?”

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Jan 5, 2010 07:29 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by matthew

“I’d club a baby seal to get a date with you.”

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Dec 25, 2009 12:53 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

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Apr 2, 2010 12:30 AM - Cute pick up lines - by Anton

Can I flirt with you?

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Dec 25, 2009 04:22 PM - Miscellaneous - by darkman

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox

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Mar 21, 2010 08:46 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by jervy

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

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Jan 26, 2010 03:34 PM - Funny pick up lines - by glenn

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

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Jun 8, 2010 07:14 AM - Funny pick up lines - by Raily

"So aren't you going to ask for my number? What's taking you so long? Hmm, right, let me take yours too, cause I have a feeling you are not very proactive in life, hmm ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:21 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Bouh

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

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Jan 11, 2010 06:48 PM - Funny pick up lines - by alex

If I were a skateboard, I’d grind on you all night.

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Dec 25, 2009 05:08 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by angel

Girl: So, what do you do?
Guy: I have really nice feet that people take photos of -I'm a foot model.

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Dec 25, 2009 04:25 PM - Funny pick up lines - by darkman

Will you be the mother of my puppies?

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Mar 20, 2010 08:26 AM - Cute pick up lines - by ronan

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