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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to get a girl or guy you like's attention. Feel free to post anything you've said to a girl (or guy) to start a conversation with her (him). Or just lines you think are good, funny, or bad.
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You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

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Jan 31, 2010 04:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by d' bachelor

girl:watz up?
guy:?
girl:ur dick
girl:watz down?
guy:?
girl:ma mouth!!!!!!!!.

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Mar 22, 2010 01:51 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by wookie

are you called gilette coz your the best a man get

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Mar 29, 2010 09:03 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by kev

i know cpr..is your cock suffocating?

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Mar 29, 2010 05:59 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by I WANT YOU

Tell me how my cum tastes.

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Jan 16, 2010 05:35 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jeffy

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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Jan 14, 2010 04:39 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by yugi

I'm hard already after just meeting you stupid eh?

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Jan 21, 2010 08:54 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by cheesy_mikey

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Mar 7, 2010 10:07 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by jake

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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May 13, 2010 07:25 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by jack

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:26 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by joker

Its not the size of the vector that counts...its how you apply the force.

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Mar 23, 2010 10:25 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Luke

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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Mar 7, 2010 10:16 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by fredo

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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Feb 16, 2010 08:44 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by perry

Guy: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
Girl: No.
Guy: Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

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Feb 1, 2010 05:37 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jacky

What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

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Mar 5, 2010 12:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Bill

Guy: Do you live on a chicken farm?
Girl: No
Guy: You sure know how to raise cocks.

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Feb 12, 2010 12:43 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by rayson

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

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Mar 10, 2010 06:44 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

Do you know what a banana split is? Why don’t you take of your shirt and I’ll show you.

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Mar 30, 2010 10:41 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by warriorboy

Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?

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Mar 10, 2010 08:18 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

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Jan 28, 2010 04:25 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by hero

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