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You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

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Jan 31, 2010 04:50 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by d' bachelor

girl:watz up?
guy:?
girl:ur dick
girl:watz down?
guy:?
girl:ma mouth!!!!!!!!.

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Mar 22, 2010 01:51 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by wookie

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

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Jan 28, 2010 04:25 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by hero

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

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Jan 31, 2010 05:23 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by michael

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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Mar 1, 2010 10:26 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by joker

Its not the size of the vector that counts...its how you apply the force.

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Mar 23, 2010 10:25 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Luke

Tell me how my cum tastes.

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Jan 16, 2010 05:35 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jeffy

I'm hard already after just meeting you stupid eh?

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Jan 21, 2010 08:54 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by cheesy_mikey

Guy: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
Girl: No.
Guy: Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

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Feb 1, 2010 05:37 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by jacky

Hey babe... can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Jan 27, 2010 11:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by neo

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

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Jan 28, 2010 04:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by cray-eon

Guy: Do you live on a chicken farm?
Girl: No
Guy: You sure know how to raise cocks.

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Feb 12, 2010 12:43 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by rayson

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Mar 29, 2010 09:03 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by kev

Pardon me, but I DO think it's about time we met.

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Feb 3, 2010 02:30 AM - Funny pick up lines - by edward

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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Jan 14, 2010 04:39 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by yugi

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

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Jan 27, 2010 11:27 PM - Dirty pick up lines - by david

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

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Feb 11, 2010 02:54 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by dude

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

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Feb 25, 2010 02:04 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Jeffrey

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

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Mar 10, 2010 06:44 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?

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Mar 10, 2010 08:18 AM - Dirty pick up lines - by Peter

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